A Man Who Has Catalogued All of His Financial Transactions Going Back to 1998
A man who has entered every one of his financial transactions from the last seven years into Quicken. Every taxi receipt, every movie stub, every ATM fee. Every metrocard, birthday cake, hotel room, everything that leaves a trace.
He is single he is 35 years old. He is calculating how much he has spent on every date he has ever had, to determine whether it was less expensive than visiting a prostitute. It is not.
He is calculating every wedding he has attended, every engagement gift, every baby toy, he is wondering how he will recoup the money he has spent on other people's happiness.
He is single he is 35 years old. He is calculating how much he has spent on every date he has ever had, to determine whether it was less expensive than visiting a prostitute. It is not.
He is calculating every wedding he has attended, every engagement gift, every baby toy, he is wondering how he will recoup the money he has spent on other people's happiness.
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